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Man wins argument with satnav. Satnav wins rematch.

After four years, a local driver finally proved his satnav wrong. It said "turn left now". He did. The car is in a lake. The satnav has declined to apologise.

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Man wins four-year argument with satnav, drives into lake

Victory was brief. The lake was not.

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Office printer releases hostages after nine-hour stand-off

Demands met: more paper, less shouting.

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Doug's forecast: "damp, possibly the napkin"

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Goose seen in car park again. "It remembers me," says officer

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Man wins four-year argument with satnav, drives into lake

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